The phone rings at 7:57 waking me. I answer my cellphone only to have it die. I guess the charger hadn’t been plugged in all the way. I jump out of bed because I know what will come next and before I have time to walk into the living room, the house phone starts ringing.
Great. I can’t find the handset and I know it’s Travis.
It rings half a dozen times before the answering system picks up:
Hi Honey! Uhhh….Anyways we got to willow…but we had an adventurous night.
We’re about to drop the dogs and go water them and then we’re going to find a spot to go run. But we had a very very adventurous night…long story short we are going to have to put the truck in the shop…we didn’t crash or anything but… THE BRAKES CAUGHT ON FIRE…I hope you are listening to this cause seriously…MY. BRAKES….CAUGHT ON FIRE…and for once Grayson failed, he wasn’t Mr. Fix-it like, he just sat there laughing. Anyways. We’re all fine. There’s a truck auction in an hour somewhere up here…Maybe I could go…cause my brakes. CAUGHT ON FIRE. Seriously. Yup. Uhhh…And with that news, have a good day.
Talk to you later!
By the end of the message, I’m laughing so hard I am on the floor. I know, I know, the transcript does not convey hilarity whatsoever but Travis’ tone of voice is right on the edge of laughter and its infectious. I finally find the phone and return his call.
“So I hear your brakes caught on fire,” I say when he picks up.
He laughs. “Yup. Grayson just stood there laughing. I told him you know, you could at least pee on them or something.”
I start laughing.
“Instead he threw the last of our coffee on them…That was the crappiest part about the whole thing. That was good french vanilla coffee! I mean it wasn’t a big flame or anything.”
I had envisioned a small fire, you know, the type that happens when you cook steak on the grill and all the fat drips off and the fire wooshes up suddenly but just as quickly disappears.
“Yeah. That’s good,” I say.
“It was only like four inches or something.”
“Oh. That’s pathetic! That doesn’t even count!”
He laughs.
“But how did your brakes catch on fire?” I ask when I can finally stop laughing.
“The truck was acting funny. I pulled over two times before. I checked the rims on the trailer and the truck but everything seemed fine. I thought I had a flat. Nope! Then the next time I pulled over they caught on fire. It’s like they just locked up or something. So then we just slept in the car for like 4 hours. It sucked. We were like right outside of Girdwood and had no cell service. So we just like let everything cool for awhile woke up at about 5:30 and started driving again.”
“And then they were fine?” I asked, skeptical.
“Yeah.”
“Weird.”
“It was an adventure. You would have liked it.”
I laughed. I probably would have. I have weird sense of “fun.”
“Anyways, I thought you should write about it, you know, cause well, my brakes caught fire and we had this adventure and stuff,” Travis says. He is trying not to sound too delighted.
“Ok,” I laugh.
“Hey honey, guess what?”
“What?”
“I can’t wait to go run the team!” Then, a long pause, “Also,” his tone of voice changes, trying to sound really sorry. ” you have to go do fish.”
Great. I think. “I guess I’m going to have an adventurous day.”